Well, she said forget it, we’re done, it’s over, that’s the end
Stuck with the everlasting,
Down-right flabbergasting distinction, “just friend”
Instead of making one last stand
Wish my head had relayed the command
Retreat noble heart, you were doomed from the start
But still, can’t quite understand, why you’ve got me
Mystically, maliciously, and physically swayed
My heart’s beating in a brand new way
Calling back for help, not feeling quite myself
Channel surfing, stop, and check, watch The View
Just to relate to you

Chorus:
So baby what’s your deal, what’s your problem
You know I got better things to do with my time
Well maybe baby you’re not a problem
As long as your mine, all mine
Oh I’ll be alright, as long as you are mine

On to the new stage, the friend phase, such long days
Ahead of, not you, but for me
Endlessly contemplating the daunting, somewhat haunting, possibility
What if the zone, commonly known as friend
Is just a bottomless-pit, to which there is no end
Every word you ever said, burning in my head
I just can’t quite comprehend and now I sitting on the edge
Drawing blanks crunching two plus two
Got a mind chuck full of you
Dropping feminine tips, late-night WalMart trips
“Price check Midol Complete, aisle two!”
Just doing what you ask me to

Chorus

Let’s get this party started on the right track
Got a frightening disability, see just what I lack
And even though it hurts so bad
A heart break ain’t a heart attack
I’m on my soap box insinuating, praying, and meditating,
Simulating, hesitating, waiting for the flash of lightning
Enlightening, it’s clear, suddenly
Something inside breaks free and screams
“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade”
Life gave me you, but you ran away
Got too much to do, too much to see
Got a lot of ra-da-da-da-da, ra-da left in me

And I say baby what’s your deal, what’s your problem
You know I got better things to do with my time
Well maybe baby you’re not a problem
Cause you sure as heck ain’t mine
And that’s fine
Oh I’ll be alright, as long as you’re NOT mine
Good life
Goodbye